"Balling The Senior Help!"

Pat Simone comprises one half of the Senior help. She's fifty-years old and married, has several children and is already a grandmother to one. Her marriage is stable in general, but not so great where it counts … in the sex department.

Regrettably, the same is true for co-worker, Jackie Welch Despite having a pretty nice body for a fifty-five year old grandmother of three, her ten year older husband would much rather play golf than fuck the lady with short blonde hair and shapely tanned legs.